<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-670902363003855607</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:16:37.114-07:00</updated><title type='text'>No meu copo não.</title><subtitle type='html'>Não gosto que bebam no meu copo. Mas também possuo outras manias.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Bêda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17222228999869661209</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-670902363003855607.post-1821333717602779193</id><published>2007-05-08T06:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T06:36:14.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Culpa no cartório</title><content type='html'>- Não minta pra mim. Quem é Joana?&lt;br /&gt;- Como assim Sandra?!&lt;br /&gt;- Eu não conheço nenhuma Cláudia!&lt;br /&gt;- De onde você tirou essa história de Fernanda?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/670902363003855607-1821333717602779193?l=nomeucoponao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/feeds/1821333717602779193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=670902363003855607&amp;postID=1821333717602779193' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/1821333717602779193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/1821333717602779193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/2007/05/culpa-no-cartrio.html' title='Culpa no cartório'/><author><name>Bêda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17222228999869661209</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-670902363003855607.post-3374843429179950911</id><published>2007-05-08T03:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T04:04:11.281-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lógica</title><content type='html'>Cheira a café.&lt;br /&gt;Café acabado de fazer.&lt;br /&gt;É mesmo quente.&lt;br /&gt;Da xícara sai fumaça.&lt;br /&gt;Duas de açúcar.&lt;br /&gt;E pronto.&lt;br /&gt;Pode beber.&lt;br /&gt;Logo, o açúcar serve para esfriar o café.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/670902363003855607-3374843429179950911?l=nomeucoponao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/feeds/3374843429179950911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=670902363003855607&amp;postID=3374843429179950911' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/3374843429179950911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/3374843429179950911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/2007/05/lgica.html' title='Lógica'/><author><name>Bêda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17222228999869661209</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-670902363003855607.post-2531899706712678040</id><published>2007-05-08T03:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T03:42:57.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Coca-Cola</title><content type='html'>- Tem suco de quê?&lt;br /&gt;- Laranja, manga, melão, abacaxi, morango e cajá.&lt;br /&gt;- Melancia? Não tem?&lt;br /&gt;- Um minutinho...&lt;br /&gt;- Infelizmente não.&lt;br /&gt;- E graviola?&lt;br /&gt;- Também não.&lt;br /&gt;- Hum... Laranja, manga, melão... O que mais mesmo? Gente, pode pedir. Eu já decido.&lt;br /&gt;- Abacaxi e morango.&lt;br /&gt;- E cajá? Não tem mais?&lt;br /&gt;- Tem sim. A senhora vai quer um de cajá?&lt;br /&gt;- Não, não. Cajá não.&lt;br /&gt;- Deixa eu ver... E você? Vai pedir o quê?&lt;br /&gt;- Cola-cola.&lt;br /&gt;- Deixa moço. Eu tomo um pouco da dele.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/670902363003855607-2531899706712678040?l=nomeucoponao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/feeds/2531899706712678040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=670902363003855607&amp;postID=2531899706712678040' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/2531899706712678040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/2531899706712678040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/2007/05/coca-cola.html' title='Coca-Cola'/><author><name>Bêda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17222228999869661209</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-670902363003855607.post-1144271898988137921</id><published>2007-05-07T07:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T04:04:31.462-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hoje não</title><content type='html'>Hoje não fiz nada. Até fiz algumas coisas, mas nada que gostaria de ter feito, nem nada que absolutamente não fizesse. Nada para me orgulhar, nem muito menos ter vergonha. Amanhã tento novamente.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/670902363003855607-1144271898988137921?l=nomeucoponao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/feeds/1144271898988137921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=670902363003855607&amp;postID=1144271898988137921' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/1144271898988137921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/1144271898988137921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/2007/05/hoje-no.html' title='Hoje não'/><author><name>Bêda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17222228999869661209</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-670902363003855607.post-3114751497087726995</id><published>2007-05-02T16:43:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T04:04:55.428-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Não acho justo</title><content type='html'>São 00:41 minha mulher acabou de passar com um cesto de roupas para estender na varanda. A vezes essa tarefa é minha. Nada de anormal se não estivesse ela vestindo apenas uma t-shirt e uma calcinha. Tive que reclamar. Porra. Afinal de contas eu não vejo a mulher de seu ninguém de calcinha, estendendo roupa em varanda. E olha que eu presto atenção em muita varanda por ai. Não acho justo que alguém veja a minha.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/670902363003855607-3114751497087726995?l=nomeucoponao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/feeds/3114751497087726995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=670902363003855607&amp;postID=3114751497087726995' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/3114751497087726995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/670902363003855607/posts/default/3114751497087726995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nomeucoponao.blogspot.com/2007/05/no-acho-justo.html' title='Não acho justo'/><author><name>Bêda</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17222228999869661209</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
